Top 10 Reasons Polygamy Makes Me Jealous.
I have watched about a total of 37 minutes of the new TLC show Sister Wives and those 37 minutes have made me real jealous for the following reasons:
1. There are three wives and a fourth on the way which means that you only have to sleep next to your husband 1-2 times a week! That means you get the bed all to yourself most of the time.
2. Considering the husband of this plural marriage has to keep 3-4 women happy all the time I'm guessing he doesn't fart, burp, scratch his balls or perform any other nasty man ritual in front of his wives..EVER! He keeps it romantic and sweet during those 1-2 day a week overnight encounters. If I didn't have to be woken up every night due to the deathly smell of human gas every night I would def. consider jumping on this band wagon.
3. There are more than enough women to reproduce so if you've popped out one child and have decided you do not care to stretch out your body and your vagina for another rug rat there's no pressure. Your sister wives can step up to the plate for you and have a few extra to make up for your selfishness.
4.There will always be some one to cook you breakfast.
5. After Kody marries the fourth wife there will be 4 times the woman power in the home which leaves poor Kody over powered by four puppet masters. He's basically at their mercy at all times. Which I like.
6. There's always some one to cook you dinner.
7. As long as one sister wife is the same size as you that will result in two wardrobes! Always a good thing as long as the other sister wife doesn't dress like she lives on a compound.
8. If you really don't feel like having sex you can send him downstairs to wife #2 or #3
9.There is always some one to entertain the kids.
10. It all boils down to not having your husband around all the time every day. One to two days a week sounds like a dream. In fact if I was one of the wives I would push for one or two more wives so that I have my one day a week overnight stay with my husband and it stays fresh, he doesn't annoy me from being up my ass too much and we stay married forever.
1. There are three wives and a fourth on the way which means that you only have to sleep next to your husband 1-2 times a week! That means you get the bed all to yourself most of the time.
2. Considering the husband of this plural marriage has to keep 3-4 women happy all the time I'm guessing he doesn't fart, burp, scratch his balls or perform any other nasty man ritual in front of his wives..EVER! He keeps it romantic and sweet during those 1-2 day a week overnight encounters. If I didn't have to be woken up every night due to the deathly smell of human gas every night I would def. consider jumping on this band wagon.
3. There are more than enough women to reproduce so if you've popped out one child and have decided you do not care to stretch out your body and your vagina for another rug rat there's no pressure. Your sister wives can step up to the plate for you and have a few extra to make up for your selfishness.
4.There will always be some one to cook you breakfast.
5. After Kody marries the fourth wife there will be 4 times the woman power in the home which leaves poor Kody over powered by four puppet masters. He's basically at their mercy at all times. Which I like.
6. There's always some one to cook you dinner.
7. As long as one sister wife is the same size as you that will result in two wardrobes! Always a good thing as long as the other sister wife doesn't dress like she lives on a compound.
8. If you really don't feel like having sex you can send him downstairs to wife #2 or #3
9.There is always some one to entertain the kids.
10. It all boils down to not having your husband around all the time every day. One to two days a week sounds like a dream. In fact if I was one of the wives I would push for one or two more wives so that I have my one day a week overnight stay with my husband and it stays fresh, he doesn't annoy me from being up my ass too much and we stay married forever.
Posted by Jennifer at 10/6/2010 8:39 AM 
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Tags: Plural Marriage Jealous Polygamy Top 10 Sister Wives TLC
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Tags: Plural Marriage Jealous Polygamy Top 10 Sister Wives TLC
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