"Don't Worry Anthony Weiner, I Believe You." ;)
Q: What happens when you grow up looking like a bean pole with an oversized nose and the last name Weiner?
A:You wind up sending photos of your forty-six year old wiener to co-ed girls and porn stars via Twitter.
I’m not going to waste your time recapping the
whole ”Anthony Weiner Crotch Story” because bloggers, writers and
comedians have been talking about it for days. Honestly, the time
spent on snide remarks and ”weiner” jokes can out last any Viagra
induced errection.
What I am going to waste your time with is a quick story about how I met this crotch glorifying Congressman.
Weiner Meets Wiener
It was almost Spring of 2010. My mother asked me to dress as a
hot dog and walk in the Staten Island St.Paddy’s Day Parade with
her Community Board so that people would pay attention to them. I
didn’t want to do it. I had a reputation to uphold. I couldn’t be
walking around in broad daylight, at the age of thirty, wearing a giant
frankfurter suit! (Granted it was my frankfurter suit which I had
purchased five months prior because I “had to have it!” but I generally
only wear it after dark when visiting bars where everyone is way too
intoxicated to judge me.) My mother didn’t care – she made me march
anyway.
Needless to say, I was pissy when I got to the parade with
the hot dog suit draped over my arm. Leticia (my mother) yelled at me
to put the damn thing on and start marching. I hesitantly did what I
was told and began dragging my feet down Forest Avenue with a giant
uncomfortable frown on my face. She even made me high five the little
kids on the sidelines, most of whom were yelling derogatory comments at
me while making mean hand gestures. But that sad sack frown was turned
upside down within minutes because this is what I saw right before my
very eyes:
Congressman Anthony Weiner and his staff were marching 10
feet in front of me. It was fate! A wiener for a Weiner. I decided that
I was going to perpetrate a sneak attack. I quietly came up behind
him. Picture it – a 5′10″ grown woman dressed as a wiener stalking the
real live Congressman Weiner! Suddenly my mother was a genius for
making me march! Everyone on the parade route was laughing at
Mr.Weiner’s expense. I was having the time of my life. I managed to
walk behind him for a full mile before he caught a glimpse of me out of
the corner of his eye. He stopped dead in his tracks. I was caught.
Game over. I didn’t know what he would do.
The initially confused Congressman burst out laughing then
demanded that I take a picture with him which is the point of this
entire story anyway.
Wieners Unite
You can imagine my joy upon hearing the news of Weiner’s
wiener Twitter knowing that I had this photo in my archives. I hadn’t
been that excited since I found out Lindsay Lohan was going to jail! It
was definitely like Christmas morning, only in May.
So thanks for the memories you sick bastard and yes, he TOTALLY had his hands all over my bun in this picture. Creep!
Posted by Jennifer at 6/6/2011 12:09 PM 
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What are the odds!? 2 Wieners 1 Parade! And he was man handlin yer buns? You should have made a call to Heineken Dude and smashed him over his head!!! Im guessing Mums was standing with that big smile right behind ya right? Love reading these blogs gimme more more more!!!! ; )
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Hey Doll,
Trying to get in contact with you to use your pic of you in the weiner costume at the 2009 St. Pats parade with Anthony Weiner.
Can you call me ASAP pretty please as we are on deadline.
Bradford Noble
Photo Editor The Daily Mail Online
212-543-0111
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And a Star is born!!!! Following such notable names like DIETZ & WATSON NEW YORK BRAND, SABRETT SKINLESS, COLEMAN NATURAL, HILLSHIRE FARMS, WOLFE'S NECK UNCURED, OSCAR MEYER PREMIUM, OSCAR MAYER (plain Ol) WIENERS, BALL PARK BEEF FRANKS, APPLEGATE FARMS UNCURED, ORIGINAL BRAT HANS UNCURED, NIMAN RANCH FEARLESS UNCURED, HATFIELD BEEF FRANKS, TONY PACKO'S HICKORY SMOKED AUTHENTIC HUNGARIAN HOT DOGS, NATHAN'S BIGGER THAN THE BUN, BALL PARK ANGUS, NATHAN'S KOSHER PREMIUM BEEF, SABRETTS FOOT LONGS, SCHICKHAUS ALL BEEF SKINLESS, HEBREW NATIONAL, SAHLENS, ZWAGLES RED HOTS, WARDYNSKI'S, KOWALSKI'S, SMITH'S, and Now a 5'10" Notable hotty from Staten Island along with an Angry Perv Wiener... Thisngs will get interesting... ; ))
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