Since I've become become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, I've become very active on Twitter. (Follow me @TheHouseofVon) I've suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm! Think your Tweet is Top 10 worthy? Get @TheHouseofVon‘s attention or Tweet @TheComedyPoint.

 

Top 10 Tweets 10/25/2011

 

10- @IAmJoelWest Joel West
If you click your heels three times and say “Obamacare” they make you Canadian.

9-@therealrussellp Russell Peters
If this tweet gets sent, then BB is working again…. If not, ignore that u read this!

8- @friedmanjon Jon Friedman
It might help if Conrad Murray just started singing, “I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (oooh) I am for real.”

7- @BoweKnows Travis Bowe
Who the fuck are JD Power’s associates?
6- @trumpetcake Ted Travelstead
God forbid someone is ACTUALLY murdered at the “CSI: The Experience” interactive exhibit at the Times Square Discovery Museum, but what if?!

5- @ChrisComedy Chris Martin
The Iraq War is winding down but we’re still fighting in Afghan valleys deeper than the crevasses in Christiane Amanpour’s face.

4- @Frank_Liotti frank liotti
if i worked at a cold cut counter i’d slice ham and say would you like to try a piece? then i’d say catch! and toss the meat, like to a seal

3- @joannasloame Joanna Sloame
if you’re looking for a relationship, you should really date me. everyone i break up with gets a serious girlfriend in a matter of days.

2- @KingsRoc SlowKing
Are foursquare jokes still funny? Because I just checked into your wife’s vagina. I’m almost the mayor.

1- @SalVulcano Sal Vulcano
“You got it!” NOT, “You go tit!”. Too late. Sent. #lookinglikeajerkevenafteriexplainmyself