Since I've become become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, I've become very active on Twitter. (Follow me @TheHouseofVon) I've suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm! Think your Tweet is Top 10 worthy? Get @TheHouseofVon‘s attention or Tweet @TheComedyPoint.

Top 10 Tweets 11/1/11

@MadeaSim Lil Dooky
#kimkmarriagewasshorter than the line of tricker treaters at Casey Anthony’s house
15 hours ago

@danecook Dane Cook
I wonder how many calories a women burns trying to avoid sex?
25 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply

@jimmyfallon jimmy fallon
Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber adopted a dog. Not to be outdone, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie adopted Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber. #FallonMono

@TheDilaudid Eriks Chase
My friend always tells the same stories over & over again… I thought she had alzheimer’s but realized she’s the re-gifter of reminiscing.

@PeteKavanagh Pete Kavanagh
somewhere a tailor is staring at a huge pile of epaulettes and aiguillettes and muttering “first Jackson, now Gadaffi. I’m ruined”

@MendelBJ Brandon Mendelson
This Christmas: Give your kids beatings, not iPads.
7 minutes ago

@DaniIsFUNNY Dani. Tosado
Auto correct always changes “I hope u get stolen by a van tonight I hate you” to “when are you coming home babe?” It really helps sometimes
30 Oct

@robdelaney rob delaney
I always cry at weddings. Because I’m sad that my Saturday is being ruined.
23 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

@JimmyShubert Jimmy Shubert
I went trick or treating in Silicon Valley and I got an Apple Computer with a razor blade in it!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

@behindyourback passive aggressive
And then Young MC busted a move sooo hard he was never heard from again. The End.