Since I've become become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, I've become very active on Twitter. (Follow me @TheHouseofVon) I've suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm! Think your Tweet is Top 10 worthy? Get @TheHouseofVon‘s attention or Tweet @TheComedyPoint.

Top 10 Tweets 11/8/11

@Gavin_McInnes Gavin McInnes
Daughter asked what government means so I go, “It’s an expensive store that sells Invisible crap and if you don’t buy it, you go to jail.”
6 Nov

@iamcolinquinn Colin Quinn
“I’m starting a young nittany lion wrestling club, Coach Paterno!” “oh, no, Jerry, I don’t think that’s a good idea.” #2005conversations
2 hours ago

@TheJWess Jeff Wesselschmidt
Dude next to me on subway is looking at naked pictures of his girlfriend. So am I.
20 hours ago

@shanecomedy shane mauss
My cat and I have a lot in common. For example, neither of us care about Micheal Jackson.
18 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

@GaryGulman Gary Gulman
When I was a kid I looked forward to The Olympics. Now, it just reminds me of how little I’ve accomplished in the last 4 years.
5 Nov

@GenitalTzo Eaton Kuntz
20 years ago today Magic Johnson lied about having AIDS.
7 Nov

@jessiestwats Jessie G.
2 year old in front of me is wearing gold stretchy hot pants- should I tell her they’re not doing her any favors?
4 Nov

@bryansafi Bryan Safi
Adults who eat those Peter Rabbit fruit snack pouches from Starbucks were for sure molested.
22 Oct

@louisvirtel Louis Virtel
“Where’s Waldo” is becoming a movie. I hope he gets lost in Hollywood so viewers can search the screen for original ideas.
22 hours ago

@Aimee_B_Loved Aimee B
Michelle Duggar is pregnant again? Forget Mexico. We should build a fence between her vag and the real world.