Since I've become become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, I've become very active on Twitter. (Follow me @TheHouseofVon) I've suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm! Think your Tweet is Top 10 worthy? Get @TheHouseofVon‘s attention or Tweet @TheComedyPoint.

Top 10 Tweets 12/20/2011
@k9leavings Harold Busch
Tomorrow’s the shortest day of the year, except for people who have kids for whom every day is the longest day of the year.

@UNTRESOR Brandon Guttermouth
Tribal tattoos are a good way of advertising which type of frog paralytic you like to put on the tips of your date rape darts.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Jenny Johnson
Sending someone a Xmas salami stick is a cute way of saying, “I think you’re a filthy garbage person who’d eat meat out of their mailbox.”

@lunchyprices Heather Kay
Great job glancing in my cart and drawing a line on my receipt, Costco worker!

@lenadunham Lena Dunham
Spent spin class imagining myself as surrogate for this striking gay couple but turned out they were str8 dudes who didn’t know each other:(

@EliBraden Eli Braden
I bring home the bacon in my family (I buy it at the store with the money my wife makes)

@lazerdoov Dan Duvall
I can’t prove God isn’t real, but at the same time, I can’t prove that my dog doesn’t run a violent Asian street gang while I’m asleep.

@bdbdleeroybrown Bad Bad Leeroy Brown
Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people.

@JeffKlinger Jeff Klinger
Hey, people with ugly faces, you can stop exercising now.

@McBonerpants78 Mark Hamer78
You perverted Women and your shake weights