As most of you already know I spend 43 hours of my 48 hour work week messing around on Twitter looking for attention from complete strangers to help fill the void from my childhood years. Throughout 2011 I have grown to love many Twitter accounts, most of which have no clue I even exist. The people behind these accounts are raunchy, funny and downright ridiculous, making me want to dry hump each and every single one of them. But there are only ten that have really won over my blackened heart with their inappropriate Tweets and scandalous ways. These Tweeters are the ones that aren’t afraid to say they want to kick a toddler in the kneecap or that they want to motorboat you when their wives aren’t looking. These people have no shame and are willing to say everything you’ve ever thought about in your sick and twisted heads but never had the balls to say it. They are…….

Top 10 Shameless Twitter Accounts to Follow in 2011

Please Note: If your Twitter account is listed below please do not think you’ve won anything. The only thing you’re getting out of this is the knowledge that I’ve obviously been stalking you on an hourly basis. Thank you and Happy Holidays.

10- albertina rizzo @albz

I’m a writer and so-so at having goals. Super casual, you guys.

 http://hialbertina.tumblr.com/

9- Stephanie @Smethanie

The Zooey Deschanel of bologna.

I’m the girl everyone shakes their head at and asks:

What’s wrong with you?

My name’s Mark. No STDs!

http://marknormandcomedy.com

5- Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw Chicago-ish